Top Quality One Liners

Top Quality One-Liners by Richard Simmons

Looking for a gift that guarantees laughs without crossing the line
Need a sharp icebreaker a clean wedding joke or something to brighten every day of the year

Top Quality One-Liners is a brilliantly curated collection of comedy from The Great Simmoni (also founder of the Mad Museum), drawing on years of live performance in comedy clubs magic revues and after dinner shows across the UK.

Unlike traditional joke books this one does not leave you guessing the delivery. Each page is designed to help you tell the joke properly not just read it.

What makes this book different

365 hand picked one-liners
A joke for every day of the year ranging from clever wordplay to classic British humour that works in real life situations.

Interactive QR codes
Scan the codes to watch The Great Simmoni perform the jokes live so you can learn timing delivery and emphasis straight from the source.

Heckler put downs included
A dedicated section packed with witty comebacks to help you handle interruptions with confidence and class.o

Clean and family safe
No swearing no offensive material no awkward moments. Ideal for work events family gatherings weddings and mixed company.

Quick find categories
Need a joke about golf doctors marriage or everyday life You can find it instantly using the category index.

Whether you are preparing a speech stepping onto a stage or buying a gift for the ultimate dad joke connoisseur this book is a reliable laugh generator you will come back to again and again.

A smart funny and genuinely useful comedy book that earns its place on the coffee table.